1. "If I'd known this was all it would take, I'd have put that eye patch on forty years ago."
d. John Wayne
2. "Gee, this isn't what I imagined it would be in the bathtub!"
a. Diane Wiest
3. "You've broken my streak... I've gotten used to not receiving awards."
e. Al Pacino
4. "I'm so happy that every organ in my body is in a very bad way."
b. Roberto Benigni
5. "Mom, I guess it was worth living out of the car."
c. Hillary Swank